You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
We don't beat around the bush when it comes to our business, and we certainly don't require fancy frills to get our rocks off. The Honor your Womanhood Dildo ($216) uses the "tradition of corsages" in their gift wrapped take on sex toys, but we're not sold. Aside from the unspeakable messy practical problems, it's the bedroom, not prom - are we wrong?
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Jennifer
could you imagine how a boyfriend would react if he saw that thing in your drawer?
Rennie
This cracks me up.
Pamela Daley
A VERY sick cucumber with fake/cheap flowers and a chain?
Cashmere
Well you crack me up, Rennie, Rennie Newton. Call me. I have a story to tell you.
Cashmere
Haha, I know right? Ew how much hot glue gun residue is on this thing? I don't even want to know.
bigsmilecheney
$216?!?! Way to pricey...No thanks! I can get the good stuff for free from my boyfriend :)
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