Doubtblush: Helmut Lang Bunker Tote

Sometimes we're just poking along here at work (or down the street, or through our mail) and we see something that is so delightful and desirable and new and clever that we smack a big old mental sticky note on it to remind us to share it with you. And sometimes the exact opposite of that happens. Welcome to Doubtblush.

We totally get that women are inspirational. We get that that little treasure chest between our legs has been known to cause wars, weddings and the occasional bar fight. But really, you don't need to put it on a purse. Let alone two of 'em. Can you imagine owning this Helmut Lang Bunker Tote ($875) and instructing your husband where to find your keys? "They're in the vag pocket on the left, hon!"

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Margaret R

Posted on 09.07.11 at 11:45 AM

Why does it look like it has 2 zippered boob holders on it?


Posted on 09.07.11 at 12:18 PM

....Easy access?


Posted on 09.07.11 at 2:20 PM

Can I just say that you guys are f'ing amazing!?
THIS is hysterical!
Thank you for adding amazingness to my everyday work blahness.


Posted on 09.07.11 at 3:40 PM

I'm going to start referring to my vagina as a bunker from now on.

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