Doubtblush: Gravy Bath Salts

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.

Sure, not everyone wants to smell like rose petals and lavender but we don't think the alternative should be Gravy Bath Salts ($5). Who wants to turn their bath into a pool of turkey gravy? Is it sticky? Will it find its' way into every nook and cranny and make us tender? Will we crave mashed potatoes after bath time? This product is questionable on so many levels!

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Posted on 05.18.10 at 8:21 AM

Um, Archie McPhee is a toy store. This is a joke.


Posted on 05.18.10 at 1:32 PM

Do you guys even really look at the websites that this stuff comes from?

One Ring to Rule Them All

Posted on 05.18.10 at 2:47 PM

@ Caitlin...of course we do! Not every product has to be serious (or seriously bad), does it? Can't we play along with the joke every now and again?

One Ring to Rule Them All

Posted on 05.18.10 at 2:52 PM

Yes, Maggie....we know. We just thought the idea of floating in our own gravy boat was funny. Sorry - guess our humor didn't come across. :(


Posted on 05.19.10 at 12:30 PM

Respectfully, One Ring, I don't think many people come here for the humor. I personally just want to see cool stuff.

One Ring to Rule Them All

Posted on 05.19.10 at 12:45 PM

Okay, okay. Understood...but - if for no other reason than to help us keep our sanity - can you just bear with us sometimes? Shopping is serious business (for us at least), and we gotta laugh every once in a while, even if we're the only ones...

Sad bear, for realz.

P.S. Thank you so much for being a relevant, respectful (although sometimes not as positive as we'd like) reader.

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