Doubtblush: Ed Hardy Water
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
The infamous Bobby Bottleservice introduced us to Ed Hardy Structured Water, and since he lives in the Funny or Die universe we thought "Oh Ed Hardy Water, that's so silly." But it's not silly, it's real. It. Is. Real. Hey if you dig the Ed Hardy look (we're thinking of you, Bret Michaels... Jon Gosselin) that is all well and good. If you want to pay insane money for a t-shirt with a fuscia cobra doing the quickstep with a day-glo cheetah you go right ahead. But Ed Hardy Structured Water - seriously? It's probably bottled in some factory where they pour tap water through a giant Brita. Their website, however, would have you believe that they harvest the water from Budda's tears of joy. Does anyone in the world think "I'm Ed Hardy thirsty" or "I've got a fever and the only cure for it is more Ed Hardy Water"? Doubtful.
Editor's note: Could it get even worse? Yes, it could.
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