Doubtblush: Current/Elliot Floral Stilleto Jeans

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves, so we bring it to you as a Doubtblush.

"Hey girl - did you make a pair of ultra-skinny jeans out of your great aunt's powder room wallpaper?"

"Why, yes I did!"

"I'm concerned old timey wallpaper paste poison will turn your vagina inside out."

"Fear not! I have constructed a thong from an old horsehair chair."

"Now I am only more concerned."

"Doesn't my ass look awesome!"

"Your issues are like deep space - fascinating and unfathomable."

Current/Elliot Floral Stilleto Jeans ($214) - pants you will wear once and chafe enough from to regret for years.

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