Doubtblush: Cobalt Memorial Jewelry

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.

Thanks to Cobalt Memorial Jewelery ($30) no one has to argue about who keeps Grandma's remains on their mantle. Everyone in the family would get a fashionable mini-urn necklace containing a few particles of the sweet old gal. The family could grieve together as they assemble their own memorial pieces. It would be just like doing sand art at summer camp.

Dating a guy who has it all? Give him something he can't get anywhere else - your very essence. Tuck a lock of your hair into the sleek blue vile vial and he'll always have a piece of you with him. Make your love token that much stronger by dropping in some toenail clippings or saliva - there's a wee funnel included in the package so just about any body fluid is game.

Create your own memento of him with stray hairs from the bathtub drain and a few precious drops of his Coke backwash. With Cobalt Memorial Jewelery we never have to be alone.

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