Doubtblush: Clone A Willy Candle Kit

We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand... So we Doubtblush 'em.

While it's not the weirdest thing we've ever come across, the Clone A Willy Candle Kit ($13) certainly ranks high atop the list. Cast a candle from a penis in minutes with specially timed molding powder, pourable candle wax, a pre-treated candle wick, easy to follow directions, and molding tube.

The description alone is enough to make us laugh, and possibly purchase (if only for a gag gift), "It is a biological fact that the human penis when fully anchored to the human crotch imposes certain limitations upon a woman's sexual pleasure that the silicone dildo does not. A real penis can't be radically flipped upside down without necessitating a trip to the hospital for the man whose body it is or was attached to."

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