May 26, 2010 10:32 AM
Anyone remember our Worst Trends of 2009 post, where we denigrated all things Ed Hardy and prayed that there would never ever ever be Ed Hardy tampons with a tiger face on the tip? Yes? Well, it looks as though Mssrs. Audigier and Hardy are getting closer to that terrible, terrible day. Introducing... Christian Audigier Condoms ($???????), whose tagline is, "Be furiously sexy with Christian Audigier." Do they come in size eenie meenie weenie for Jon Gosselin? (Nope, just "Monsieur Bõnd Extra Large," aka "Wishful Thinking") If you're not sure about doing the nasty with a guy, just check his wallet: if these are present, run for the hills! It's the best kind of birth control - abstinence!
PS - On their "celebrities" page, it just says 'Coming Soon.' Yes, yes you will be.
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