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Doubtblush: Butt and Face Towel

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.

Excuse me, but isn't hygienic grooming self-explanatory? We shy away from products with stupid text instructions, and the Butt and Face Towel ($12) is leaving our mouths agape. It reminds us of the more unfortunate graphic tees and irresponsible pink eye infections. Sure, the cheeky couple pictured are having fun (love the 90s hair, btw) living up the good-humored side of this, but this is all a little too lowbrow.

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