Dec 5, 2011 10:34 AM
They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves, so we bring it to you as a Doubtblush.
These Ancien Regime Flare Pants ($562) would be the perfect thing to wear if you were dressing up for Halloween as the ringmaster of a circus that takes place in a dystopian society. The main event of which would obviously be cage fights featuring genetically altered death row inmates who sport enhancements like baboon strength and dolphin sonar. At the end of the showdown you go on to host a giant dance party and everyone chants your name "The Grand Lady Fancy Pants" as you chicken wing you way around the dance floor. (All the greatest Halloween costumes should feature a substanial back story). That is pretty much the only reason anyone should even consider buying these pantaloons, and that's only if they were reasonably priced at like 17 dollars. No one, and we mean no one, should drop almost six hundos on silk pants with a 56 inch flare. Yeah and that price is half off - they were orignally over a grand.
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