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Doubtblush: Anti-Zombie Machete

Okay, so yes, we love to shop, but don't think for a second that everything out there is worthy of our glorious rave reviews. Doubtblush is here to remind you that although we seem to gush over a lot, there are certain things out there that leave us scratching our heads and asking, "But why?"

One look at the Anti-Zombie Machete ($26) will tell you it's just a plain old machete. There's nothing about it that makes it particularly suited for an undead apocalypse - the manufacturer just slapped on the zombie label because he's got a warehouse full of them and they're not moving! We're so sick of false advertising and shifty salespeople making promises they can't keep!

Also, zombies aren't real.

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