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Doublush: Military Bandage Dress

We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome like this. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand...

There's definitely a reason the Military Bandage Dress ($47) is on sale. This atrocious look spells fashion faux pas no matter how you look at it. Military inspiration is supposed to be all about structure and tailoring, but this tube dress falls flat. Form-fitting knit horizontal stripes are always a huge fashion risk, and the "antique brass buttons" try and fail to distract from the universally unflattering look. If a stick-thin model looks like a sausage stuffed into a too-tight skin in this thing, we guarantee it won't do us any favors.

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