We just found out that Jon Gosselin is being sued by TLC for breach of contract, and we wanted to help a brother out. No sane defense lawyer is going to want to touch his case, so we're giving him Represent Yourself in Court: How to Prepare & Try a Winning Case. (from $23). Hopefully it will teach him how to refrain from the "likes" and "whatevers" he picked up from dating zygotes.
And as we all know, sartorial decisions are extremely important in court cases to make a good impression on judge & jury. We couldn't find a full-on Ed Hardy suit, but we know Mister McFly loves him some Christian Audigier, so we were delighted to discover this Ed Hardy Love Kills Slowly Silk Tie. ($37) 'Cause, you know, it's like all metaphorical and shit for the, like, total way he's being dragged down by The (wo)Man, and will totally make his case.