Dear Husbands/Boyfriends/Roommates/Male Visitors,
We know exactly how long it takes for you to shower. Not long. You have maybe two inches of hair, the same skin-to-body ratio as we do and terribly fat fingers that incriminate your XY ass as soon as we open up our face cream that evening. Go out, by yourself the Strivectin Men's Wrinkle Fighting Tool Kit ($79) and pony up the money for us to buy a new kit as well.
Not as blind as you think we are (we're only not paying attention when we don't want to),
Outblush Wives/Girlfriends/Roommates/Lady Hostesses of the Night
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