Sep 12, 2011 8:40 AM
Sometimes, when you're pregnant, you want to eat certain foods. And sometimes, when you're pregnant, those foods may fall under the category of sweets, bad for you, not quite healthy and certainly not a vegetable. Unfortunately all the time, when you're pregnant, those foods land on your ass and thighs in ways you never nightmared of. So every day, when you're pregnant, bathe yourself in Mama's Gold Stretch Mark Prevention and Treatment Oil ($24) so that some day when you aren't pregnant, you won't be left looking at your ass muttering "Sometimes, I just don't know what to do with you." Oh wait, that's what you'll be saying to the kid.
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