Given what we do here, you'd better believe that we see a lot of pretentious marketing copy for various beauty/body/bath stuff. If you were to take it seriously, you'd have to believe that every single product is both a major scientific breakthrough and a timeless aesthetic achievement. And then, of course, they get names to match: half jargon and half language poetry.
Which is part of why we were so pleased to come across Green Frog moisturizing lotion. Nothing about Greek mythology, herbal medicine, or the Nobel prize in chemistry here - just a cute frog promising that your skin will be hydrated. And who better than an amphibian to know.
Bonus points for the kiwi scent, the matching soaps and bubble bath, and especially for the fact that the frog design is made out of rhinestones.
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