Jul 16, 2014 8:50 AM
You got the chicken pox or something? Then why are you itching so much? We didn't bring you along on this double date so you could convince my date's friend that you have some crazy case of full body crabs or whatever. Here, put on some of this Ditch the Itch Cream ($9). It's like an oatmeal bath in ointment form. Also, stop talking about your damned cat so much - that's almost as unattractive as the itching.
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