May 12, 2011 11:28 AM
Suddenly we feel so hot and bothered. It is as if Ryan Gosling himself is singing gently in our ear in a soft Southern accent wearing nothing but boxers and a straw fedora wrapped in a blanket under the trees as we wake up from a night of sleeping under the stars. Or maybe it is just the Turn Ne-On Nail Polish Set ($8).
Pause while we go take a cold shower.