You're not always a little ball of sunshine. And when you're not, it is imperative that your outfits convey that. Maroon shirts matched with deep black pants, oversized sunglasses, and low-slung hats give off just the right amount of "I swear to all that is holy, if you touch me, I'll cut you" attitude. Match your nails to the rest of your sourpuss look by slathering on Le Métier de Beauté Tres Taupe Nail Lacquer ($18). Not at all shiny and not the least bit cheery, this is the kind of polish that those receiving the middle finger will really understand.
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