We had a dream once where we were a mermaid. Except our handsome prince wasn't a black-haired, two-legged land walker like Disney led us to believe he would be. Instead, he was an octopus with the face of an alligator and the voice of an opera singer. True story. Maybe if we had been wearing Deborah Lippmann Mermaid's Dream Nail Polish ($18), it would have been less nightmarish and more like the fairy tale we grew up believing.
Disney deception, you win again.
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