When standing at the bar solo (because your girlfriends just did the double dutch ditch to the bathroom) and this smoking hot piece of succulent man melt is eyeballing you in all the right ways, you have three options:
1. Wink your left eye for "Come on over baby, the water is fine."
2. Wink your right eye with a crook in your neck to say "Sure, in the bedroom, I'm skilled...with ropes and digging wells!"
3. Wink both eyes while wearing Noir Cosmetics Jewel Box Eye Palette ($28) to convey that you are a pulled together, witty, straight-talking kind of gal that wouldn't mind taking home a winner-winner-chicken dinner for the evening.
We're picking lucky number three tonight, ladies!
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