Doubtblush: Violent Lips - Lip Tattoos

In our wide and varied travels across the information superhighway, in addition to the fierce and fabulous, we encounter the insane, the arcane, and the absolutely friggin' ridiculous. Sometimes the paraphernalia, tchotchkes, and fashion disasters we come across are so atrocious we have to vent our disbelief and horror, but know, dear readers, we share only the crème de la crap with you. Hence, Doubtblush.

Shut your mouth. Seriously. From the model's gaping mouth to the sheer insanity of these prints, Violent Lips - Lip Tattoos ($10-15) have got to be the tackiest thing we have seen since...well, ever. We get the inspiration: a little Gaga + eye decals + nail decals = these ridiculous inventions. But for realsies? And after watching the tutorial video, we now see why one set comes with three applications. Something about trimming the outlines, affixing the decals to your lips and dabbing with a cotton ball. And they only last between 4-8 hours. Honestly, it would take us that long just to go through all three pairs unsuccessfully. These look four times as hard to apply as false eyelashes and those are hard enough to manage. We can't handle this much complication in our lives. We eliminate drama the same way we eliminate spam comments on Outblush posts: DELETE!

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Posted on 05.20.11 at 12:24 PM

y'all have no sense of fun. I just got these as a birthday present for a friend, because they are HILARIOUS. they're obviously not for day-to-day -- they're for "wear to your crazy best friend's bachelorette party", or "wear on girls' night out to make your friends laugh".


Posted on 05.20.11 at 2:15 PM

I agree with Laura. These are kind of hilariously awesome....just for one silly night.


Posted on 05.21.11 at 4:36 PM



Posted on 05.22.11 at 2:09 PM

They look like fun to me. I would wear them to a concert or something.


Posted on 06.03.11 at 2:57 AM


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