In our wide and varied travels across the information superhighway, in addition to the fierce and fabulous, we encounter the insane, the arcane, and the absolutely friggin' ridiculous. Sometimes the paraphernalia, tchotchkes, and fashion disasters we come across are so atrocious we have to vent our disbelief and horror, but know, dear readers, we share only the crème de la crap with you. Hence, Doubtblush.
Shut your mouth. Seriously. From the model's gaping mouth to the sheer insanity of these prints, Violent Lips - Lip Tattoos ($10-15) have got to be the tackiest thing we have seen since...well, ever. We get the inspiration: a little Gaga + eye decals + nail decals = these ridiculous inventions. But for realsies? And after watching the tutorial video, we now see why one set comes with three applications. Something about trimming the outlines, affixing the decals to your lips and dabbing with a cotton ball. And they only last between 4-8 hours. Honestly, it would take us that long just to go through all three pairs unsuccessfully. These look four times as hard to apply as false eyelashes and those are hard enough to manage. We can't handle this much complication in our lives. We eliminate drama the same way we eliminate spam comments on Outblush posts: DELETE!
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