True story: when we were 12, we went on a church ski trip. Figuring that since we had a successful day thus far, we would take our chances and ride our happy snow bunny asses up to a blue slope named "Snow Bowl". No more than 5 seconds later, we lost control, slammed our face into the back of a snowboarder's head, blacked out and came to minus two skis, bloody and surrounded by a lot of red ski patrol jackets. By the end of the day, we had 6 stitches in our cheek where our own ski pole had gone through our face making us the luckiest sons of bitches to ever keep two eyeballs.
Lessons learned: don't night ski and use Colorescience Corrector Kit ($50) to hide the remnants of your poor choices.
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