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American Mortals Champo Shampoo

Having guests in the house is great and all until they steal your good shampoo. Now you have to use the renegade bottle of dime store "shampoo" your dad left last time he came to visit, leaving your hair and scalp dryer than the punch bowl is after Uncle Larry finally goes home. Restore your locks and revitalize your scalp once more with American Mortals Champo Shampoo ($14). Tea tree oil and lavender soothe the skin and hair follicles, getting that mane back into working order. If only they had a similar product for our souls after Aunt Betty's "Quit your job, find a man, and settle down with a family in the next six months like a normal girl your age" tirade.

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