May 1, 2011 8:49 AM
We've got a fight scheduled out back after lunch with our nemesis. We are sick and tired of them stealing our Coffee Mate and blaming it on the interns. We have seen them pour it into their cup. EXPLAIN THAT! Before the fight, we are going to give ourselves a good long pep talk, spray on some Scent of the Champion ($55), tape our knuckles and pretend like we know what we are doing. After the fight, we're going to tell everyone the scratches came from saving a cat in a tree. Totally believable.
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