Ma'am, have you been drinking or doing drugs this evening?
No sir. You're probably just smelling my Narcotic Venus ($135). Would you like some?
Ma'am step out of the car. You're under arrest for soliciting sex to an officer of the law.
What the F? Can't you smell my Venus? It's not really a narcotic. My box said it was "an exquisite staging of the quixotic, seductive power of the eternal woman".
Ma'am, that's enough. No matter how you describe it, your "Venus" should not be for sale nor considered a narcotic.
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