Have you ever been shopping for a new, alluring eau de something and thought "these are nice and all but none of them smell brave enough"? Well your scenty quest has come to a fruitful end. Diesel's new Only The Brave ($68) fragrance is a whiff neither for the faint of heart, nor the mentally stable. It sounds like something Mugatu from Zoolander would endorse. The fist-shaped bottle is the unfortunate brain child of Bunka - "a visionary artist behind some of the most coveted designer toys." The brass knuckle "DIESEL" logo makes one feel like the odor contained in this fisty fiasco will punch you in the face with its heady aroma that we're guessing is a delicate concoction of hot garbage, the city bus on New Years Eve, and hibiscus.
Editor's Note: Upon reading this, the Outblush office proceeded to do that thing, you know that thing, when you can't remember the name of that movie, that one with Eddie Murphy and Robin Givens? You know what we're talking about - the one with the awful Grace Jones perfume commercial. (Boomerang, people. Boomerang.)
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