Aug 15, 2011 11:27 AM
What's short and tan and on the red carpet (probably standing on a soap box)? No, sillies. Not Ryan Seacrest. It's XEN-TAN E! Live From the Red Carpet ($43), an adjustable, customizable self-tanner which puts you in the spot light without putting your ensemble on the d-list by sparing your from the dreaded self-tanner rub-off.*
We would insert a joke about Ryan Seacrest rubbing off on someone here but we're too afraid his Fan Club would come after us. All four of them.