Summer's Eve Cleansing Cloths

While we understand the term "hot as balls" and its application to the current temperature outside, we think the phrase "hot as crotch" also applies. It isn't just our armpits and foreheads that get sweaty. Our delicate twinkleflower suffers from this genitally-themed heat as well. We keep a pack of Summer's Eve Cleansing Cloths ($5) in our office desk drawer as well as in the bathroom at home to maintain a "sweet as pecan pattie" feeling all season long.

Don't act like your fancy bits don't sweat, ladies. We've just got enough chutzpah to tell you about ours.

For more velvet glove fancy, check this list of vaginal euphemisms.

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