May 28, 2011 8:43 AM
You're in the shower lathering up with Philosophy 'Microdelivery' Exfoliating Wash ($25). Songbirds wash your hair while you scrub-a-dub-dub. A baby deer is waiting outside the door with a fresh, warm towel recently brought over from Egypt (why not?). Ten mice powder your toes while an owl squeegees the mirror so you can observe how radiant and gorgeous you really are. And then you wake up drooling all over your 4:30pm presentation spreadsheet with 3 minutes left to print one out downstairs. Where is that f$*%ing Prince Charming now?
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