Sure, our cat-lady status provides us with a great deal of joy, allowing us to be anywhere, whenever we please. But when we need a genuine hug from a genuine person at the end of a genuinely bad day, we're SOL. At least, we used to be. Now we just pop our Origins Stress Relieving Hug ($42) into the microwave, pour ourselves a healthy jug of wine, and wrap up, continuing the delusion that we don't actually want a warm human body to curl up with at night.
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