Aqua Vitae: Scorpion Vodka

Got a dude who fancies himself Indiana Jones? Delve into a personal game of Dare from time to time? Sample some Scorpion Vodka (£18) and test your luck. Not that there is actually any danger in drinking it but you would look so badass doing so. Straight from the bottle. Like a boss.

Scare the crap out of your friends at your next summer bash dressed as a sweet homemaker with a crusty rolling pin covered in bug bits serving up Scorpion Bowl Punch. They'll understand where those creepy crawlies came from...eventually.

3 cups crushed ice
2 fluid ounces gin
1 fluid ounce dark rum
2 fluid ounces 151 proof rum
2 fluid ounces light rum
2 fluid ounces Scorpion Vodka
2 fluid ounces grenadine syrup
8 fluid ounces fresh orange juice
10 fluid ounces pineapple juice
3 fluid ounces fresh lemon juice (optional)
4 pineapple chunks
8 maraschino cherries

Head to your favorite thrift store in search of the cutest, quaintest punch bowl you can possibly find. The more unassuming the better. Mix all but the last two ingredients into the bowl and give it a good stir. Garnish glasses with the pineapple and cherries. You'll all be tripping balls by the time anyone realizes there is a scorpion floating in the pot. By that time, someone will be game to swallow it whole.

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