Doubtblush: Sunrises and Sunsets

Sunrises mean one thing: you're up way too [expletive deleted] early in the morning. Sunsets mean one thing: you're enjoying nature instead of getting ready to hit the town and stay out all night. Where ARE your priorities, young lady? UPDATE: http://www.outblush.com/women/doubtblush/doubtblush-outblush/#comments... [More]

Doubtblush: Massages

Would you take candy from a stranger? Obvs not. Would you disrobe in public and let a total stranger touch you all over? Again, no, DUH. But when you pay someone $$$$ for a massage, that's essentially what you're doing. But Outblush, we hear you... [More]

Doubtblush: Vacations

We don't have much money. What we do have is best spent on new outfits, groceries, and our student loan bills. Not spending thousands of dollars to get food poisoning, scorpion bites, bad service, a five-hour trip in a tin can with screaming babies and... [More]

Doubtblush: Jane Austen

It is a truth universally acknowledged that confirmed spinsters know bubkes about relationships, love, and marriage. All the old maids we've ever come across gave us advice like, "Always wear granny panties on a date. That way, you won't be tempted to sin", "You can... [More]

Doubtblush: Caramel Apples

Caramel apples are way too sweet for our seasoned palate! They're also horribly gooey with a frigid apple beneath all the sugary sweetness. And we can't bear the sight of them when they're topped with candies and nuts. If you're looking to invest in dentures... [More]

Doubtblush: Mama's Dirty Girls Movie Poster Switchplate

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.... [More]

Doubtblush: iPod Jewelry

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.... [More]

Doubtblush: Kittens

LOLcats be darned. Cute Overload, amscray. We here at OB HQ are highly suspicious of the hold kittens seem to have over 21st-century society. Ladies & gents, these be-clawed, be-fanged balls of fur may look innocent, but that couldn't be farther from the truth. They'll... [More]

Doubtblush: Electric Blankets

Warm our bed with electricity? What, do you think we're made of money? Unless you're willing to pay our electric bills, we'll stick to sleeping under twelve blankets in our long johns with an extra pair of wool socks, thankyouverymuch! Besides, we wouldn't want our... [More]

Doubtblush: Irregular Choice Partyridge Pea Heel

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.... [More]

Middle Child Made Greeting Cards

Sometimes, we Doubtblush one item from a designer even though we love the rest of their work, because hey, come on, who thought droopy men's drawers were appropriate as women's outerwear? Hmm, Alexander Wang? Well, yesterday, we brought you this Doubtblush: Attention Co-Workers Card, and... [More]

Doubtblush: Glittery Shoes

We're curious. Was it your goal to blind everyone on the dance floor by wearing shoes covered in little reflective bits? Or were you more interested in leaving a trail of glitter everywhere you went so that the really drunk guys could find you easily?... [More]

Doubtblush: Frozen Yogurt

Frozen yogurt stores are the new Starbucks. There's one on every corner, and we're starting to feel overwhelmed. And what's the big deal, anyway? Sure, frozen yogurt is healthier for you than ice cream... until you put it in a waffle cone and load it... [More]

Doubtblush: Hugs

What is it about the good intent behind hugs that makes them okay? If a random stranger gets that close to us on public transit, we shy away. When we enter an elevator, we stand as far away as possible from other occupants. When the... [More]

Doubtblush: The Ex-girlfriend T Dress

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.... [More]

Doubtblush: Vibrators

Is there anything grosser than a penis? Apparently there is. People are actually selling penises in unnatural colors (have you ever seen an bright blue penis?) that they're mutilating even further with rabbits, butterflies, dolphins and other cute animals like that. To top it off,... [More]

Doubtblush: Hammocks

The ground was made for walking on, not swinging above. So when you need a moment to relax, throw off the blanket, leave the comfort of your lover's arms and take a lonely walk on a windy road. There's no reason to stop and sit... [More]

Doubtblush: Fresh-Baked Cookies

You know what really sends us over the edge (and not in a good way)? Fresh-baked cookies ($free, if you have the ingredients). Yeah, you heard us. Look at those cookies up there. They make themselves look so good, you just want to take a... [More]

Doubtblush: Skeletor Belt

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.... [More]

Doubtblush: Every Time Cards

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.... [More]

Doubtblush: Bird Skull Cabinet Pulls

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move... [More]

Doubtblush: 2011 Monthly Doos Calendar

We're guessing that all you pet owners and parents out there see enough real poop on a daily basis that you'd fail to find humor in the 2011 Monthly Doos Calendar ($13). Featuring piles o' poo in majestic landscape settings, it may technically be different... [More]

Doubtblush: Viktor & Rolf Loop Print Neck Tie Blouse

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.... [More]

Doubtblush: Johnny Depp

Sexiest Man Alive? Are we talking about the same person? Johnny Depp? Excuse me, I should say, Tim Burton Presents Johnny Depp. Does this guy have more than one character? His first significant film role was Cry-Baby (yes, about a man who cries all the... [More]

Doubtblush: Body Lotion

While we hate to be the one who points out the obvious, we feel it's important to let everyone know that body lotion is a key factor in divorce these days. All those scents are blocking everybody's pheromones. Pheromones are nature's way of attracting and... [More]