Norma Kamali Kamali Kulture Striped Shirred Mio One Piece

First off, Norma Kamali, are you taking a kue from the Kardashian krew with the "Kulture" name, here? Secondly, despite the overly kutesy name, we're digging this Norma Kamali Kamali Kulture Striped Shirred Mio One Piece ($74). The retro cut will stay in place when we swim, and the ruching in all the right places, combined with slimming vertical stripes, will give us 1950s bathing beauty figures that wouldn't be out of place in an Esther Williams movie.

Pylones Piggy Nose Mug

You know those mugs with a mustache on the brim? They do not make sense. A mug mustache will end up floating above your nose, not under it where a mustache belongs. You know what else doesn't make sense? The whole mustache trend. You know what does make sense? This Pylones Piggy Nose Mug ($15).

Jessica Simpson Rosetta Black Sandals

When leopard print from head to toe doesn't cut it anymore, try these Jessica Simpson Rosetta Black Sandals ($34) to achieve leopard print from head to sole.

Auction T-Shirt in Deongaree

Oh wow, we can't wait for this event - how much longer until April 2, 1978? If you like retro styling, irony, and exotic colors, check out this Auction tee ($26).

KBShimmer Lilac Soap

We must not be the only ones who love to drink in the early summer lilac scent. If we were, then there wouldn't be a need for Lilac Soap ($6). Or, at least, we'd get to keep them all to ourselves. But, alas, we'll have to share with the rest of the world. After we suds up with the moisturizing soap, we smell like we've been pruning lilac bushes for the better part of the day, without, of course, any of the backbreaking work that goes along with keeping up a garden.

Boden Hamptons Top

Private islands and penthouses in Dubai notwithstanding, the Hamptons are still a top retreat for the world's rich and fabulous. Borrow a bit of their glamour by wearing this Boden Hamptons Top ($78), and daydream about the day you can afford your own palace on the shore.

J.Crew Daisy Lace Mini

Headed out on Friday night and still undecided about your look? The J.Crew Daisy Lace Mini ($98) should be your signature piece. It's at once feminine and sexy, short enough to help you show off plenty of leg, and versatile (dress it up with heels or down with flat sandals). You'll be set no matter what you're planning or how you deviate from those plans!

Tres Agaves Agave Nectar

You keep liqueurs like Bénédictine and Chartreuse on hand, and you can tell your Bulleit from your Blanton's just by looking at it. So why are you still using a big yellow jug of margarita mix when you want to get your tequila on? Keep some Tres Agaves Agave Nectar ($11) and a pile of limes on hand so your margaritas can grow up a little this summer.

Low Luv Double Crescent Moon Cuff

Want the curves without having to commit to a complete circle? The Low Luv Double Crescent Moon Cuff ($95) features a hip minimalist design in antiqued silver.

Frock and Frill 3 Tiered Shift Dress

So you've seen The Great Gatsby twice three times already and are itching to attend a lavish party. We can't help you find a shindig, but we can dress you for one! Slip into the 3 Tiered Shift Dress ($212) by Frock and Frill for total '20s glamour. Add a beaded headband and a pair of T-strap heels to really emulate the Gatsby style.

Anne of Green Gables Tea For One Set

Forget Prince Charming; you've been pining after Gilbert Blythe ever since he pulled Anne's braids in the Avonlea schoolhouse! While you wait for your modern day Gil to show up, sit back with a cuppa tea poured from the Anne of Green Gables Tea For One Set ($44) by Shinzi Katoh. It may be a while before someone can match him in charm and wit, so make sure you've scheduled in some time for a re-read of the whole Anne series.

Axe Stud Earrings

Add a new weapon to your arsenal of accessories! If you're tired of daggers and guns, wield these Axe Stud Earrings ($5) for a little variety.

Nicky Straw Flap Convertible Clutch

Wear straw alone, and your chic bag risks being taken for a hobo hand-me-down. Wear straw with a few brightly-hued faux leather accents, and you can rest assured that your look is safely stylish.

Nicky Straw Flap Convertible Clutch ($29)

Majestic Women's Replica Jersey

You want to support your team but their colors don't flatter you? This Majestic Women's Replica Jersey ($65) tells other fanatics that, yes, you're a girly girl and you like sports. Available for a handful of MLB teams.

Goodbyn Small Meal

Screw the kids. We're keeping this Goodbyn ($7) to ourselves. We want to bring it to work filled with adult treats, like chocolate-covered açaí berries, frozen green grapes, and vodka-infused gummy bears.