Per-haps we could per-suede you out of your monstrously expensive Louboutins which aren't comfortable in the first place, and instead per-suede you into a
pair of these per-fect black wedges
($17). And yes, dear readers, you read that right. These are only seventeen bucks. When's the last time you were per-using the internet for some shoes to per-chase and found anything so per-ty and still so per-simonious?