Call up the chariot, ring the driver, invite all the bachelors, and remind all of our girls. Tonight, we're throwing a ball. And it's in honor of this Marchesa Sequined Strapless Silk Tulle Gown
($7,998). We won't be wearing it. Oh no. We would just ruin it with our average build and clumsy hands. But instead, we'll frame it with the only thing that could match its near perfection. Unicorns.