We'd pay very close attention to the quality of our bloomers if we were actually wearing this Elizabeth and James Otto Asymmetric Satin Trapeze Dress
($495) while executing circus tricks. We're far more likely to wear it while sipping cocktails and feeling fancy, though, in which case we could probably do without the bloomers altogether. Added bonus? We're pretty sure the chartreuse hue will make it very easy for drivers to see you when you're walking home from parties.