Doubtblush: Maxi Mouse Pad

June 24, 2010
By Outblush
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We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome like this. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand... Were the late, great Emily Post not already dead this would certainly kill her. We are women who celebrate the female body and all its natural and crucial processes, but we're not about to integrate sanitary products into our office décor. It's just unnecessary. We're surprised the Maxi Mouse Pad ($12) doesn't come with a tampon laser pointer, a Midol dispenser shaped like a fallopian tube, and an upcycled diaphragm wrist rest.

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