Doubtblush: Maxi Mouse Pad

June 24, 2010
By Outblush
header image
We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome like this. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand... Were the late, great Emily Post not already dead this would certainly kill her. We are women who celebrate the female body and all its natural and crucial processes, but we're not about to integrate sanitary products into our office décor. It's just unnecessary. We're surprised the Maxi Mouse Pad ($12) doesn't come with a tampon laser pointer, a Midol dispenser shaped like a fallopian tube, and an upcycled diaphragm wrist rest.

Explore these collections:

  • hats Shop Collection

    With hot summer days ahead, keep the blazing sun out of your

  • evening-dresses Shop Collection
    Evening Dresses

    If you're looking for a new dress for that special occasion,

  • swimsuits Shop Collection

    Time to gear up for swimsuit season! Try something new this

  • genuine-leather Shop Collection
    Genuine Leather

    Most fabrics don't have much of a lifespan. With just a few

  • style-icon-taylor-swift Shop Collection
    Style Icon: Taylor Swift

    Taylor Swift's ever-changing looks and always classy style