We all know those parents who have nothing to talk about other than their kids. The worst offenders go so far as to put those dumb decals of their families on the backs of their vehicles so that even random motorists know all about their business; we get it, you procreated. The Your Stick Figure Family Was Delicious T-Rex Decal
($3) is the best response we've seen to this trend yet. Since we can't actually send their families on all-expenses-paid vacations to Jurassic Park, this is the next best thing.