Let's face it, it's just not comfortable lying on the couch with your smart phone tucked under your chin, and a blue tooth earpiece gives you nothing to play with while your discussing important issues. Twirl the cord of this Vintage Telephone
($210) around and around your fingers for hours while lying on your back in compete comfort. Put your feet up on the wall and bask in the glory days of non-digital communication. That is, if you still have a land line.