Whatever. We're not going to say we HATE
all of you with fabulous time shares, beach houses, or vacation homes rented and ready for your presence this summer. In fact, we're even going so far as to help you decorate! The Shabby Chic Beach Sign
($28) will remind you and all your guests which way to the water. (As if you couldn't just look out your cabin windows). We're not bitter. Really.