Unlike your baby, your dog will never grow up and groan at you (or maybe even file a lawsuit
) for embarrassing costumes you put on them before they could make up their minds about what they wanted to be for Halloween. This is only one of the many reasons why this Raptor Pet Costume
($32) is the best thing in the history of the world, and if you disagree with that piece of hyperbole, we will totally sic our vicious dino dog on you. P.S. Got 2 dogs? Dress one up in this costume, and one in this Triceratops Costume
, and tell everyone that your pooches are reenacting "The Land Before Time."