"A turtle's home is on his back," our third grade teacher once told us. Bullsh*t. You try living in a shell for a week and tell us if that supposed "house" feels like a home. That's why we're buying our favorite reptile an Exo Terrar Bent Glass Turtle Terrarium
($110-250). In this transparent case, he can both swim and relax on some rocks. Now that's a real home, Mrs. Hawkins!