We schedule monthly spa visits, parts of which we usually spend laughing at the celebrities in the trash magazines (do spa owners think we're only capable of reading Hollywood garbage or something?). But, during a recent session, our bestie spa buddy noted that most famous females look a little too shiny on the red carpet - and that the harder they're trying to be famous, the shinier they are. We'd never noticed it before. But, being the insecure women of society that we are, we immediately took this commentary to heart and ordered some Tarte Maracuja Creaseless Concealer
($24). It covers our not-ready-for-HD skin with pure maracuja oil, vitamins A and E, and a combination of minerals, taking our face from the casting couch to the dewy A-List. Now we feel a little more confident when we call Courtney Stodden
a fame-whoring troll, knowing that we definitely look better than that girl.